Thanks, Computer.

Feb 06

I can only count to six

What the heck come after six?

6 + 1 = ???

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When someone asks you for pictures -

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow

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Jan 16

im getting emotional sorry

guys i now have 4 followers

i have no idea how i got so many but 
here’s a thank you for 4 followers joke

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We’re both lawyers. 

elementalhero:

gospel truth

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I BELIEVE YOU ARE REFERRING TO MR. MYERS.

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most-awkward-moments:

I see what you did tharrrrr 

wii Will wii Will rock you

C:<

(Source: cruelladenisse)

most-awkward-moments:

people who text you hi and then you say hi and they dont say anything

(Source: aquus)

When you were young and your parents came home from work.

most-awkward-moments:

(Source: redforeman)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Submitted by unwinged-angel

Click here for the coolest blog you will EVER follow

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I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the label and it said not to.

most-awkward-moments:

I was shocked. 

(Source: most-awkward-moments)

[video]

i don’t know if i told you this but

i like to lean when i text
because when i lean when i text
all my words come out in ITALICS 

i mean srsly

• Parents: get off the computer
• Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect

Nov 11

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