I can only count to six
What the heck come after six? 6 + 1 = ???
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im getting emotional sorry
guys i now have 4 followers i have no idea how i got so many but here’s a thank you for 4 followers joke What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We’re both lawyers.
most-awkward-moments: people who text you hi and then you say hi and they dont say anything
When you were young and your parents came home...
I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub...
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i’m the guy in the car next to this singing wonder
i don't know if i told you this but
i like to lean when i text because when i lean when i text all my words come out in ITALICS
i mean srsly
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect
People that follow you but NEVER talk to you.
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unpopular-opinions: It is of my opinion that all TV and movies nowadays is absolute rubbish. While Doctor Who, that 70’s Show, My Little Pony and other cartoons, House M.D., and a few other shining examples can move me in unfathomable ways, I just don’t get shows like Sex in the City, Jersey Shore, reality…
That awkward moment when you can't use gifs on... →
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After you've met someone and it turns out they...
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Anonymous: wat do u do if ur kawaii pantsu get bloody??! i take dem off and put on new kawaii pantsu because unlike u i have more then 1 pantsu
That awkward moment when your friend swears in... →
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