Thanks, Computer.

I can only count to six

What the heck come after six?

6 + 1 = ???

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im getting emotional sorry

guys i now have 4 followers

i have no idea how i got so many but
here’s a thank you for 4 followers joke

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We’re both lawyers.

gospel truth

I BELIEVE YOU ARE REFERRING TO MR. MYERS.

most-awkward-moments:

I see what you did tharrrrr

wii Will wii Will rock you

C:<

people who text you hi and then you say hi and they dont say anything

When you were young and your parents came home from work.

Submitted by unwinged-angel

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I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the label and it said not to.

I was shocked.

i’m the guy in the car next to this singing wonder

i don’t know if i told you this but

i like to lean when i text
because when i lean when i text
all my words come out in ITALICS

i mean srsly

Parents: get off the computer

Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have more respect